my parents are coming back an hour early

what. the. fuck.

inspurrational:

same

officialsalad:

i like reading people’s FAQs 

they’re trying to be extra intimidating and then end it with a compliment and it just ends up like

Q: how old are you?
A: 14, STOP ASKING. 

Q: are you single?
A: yes, but NOT INTERESTED.

Q: would you ever date a girl?
A: NO. 

Q: you’re pretty
A: Thanks sooooo much but I get so many of these I couldn’t possibly answer them all:)(: 

nintendoggystyle:

tumblr meetup in a burger king restroom stall

fantasied:

OK FIRST OF ALL THERE’S A BUG IN MY ROOM SECOND OF AL IM CRYING

flatbarnacle:

hmph i want followers